So it’s another Monday, probably the least appealing day of the week. Sure, it doesn’t have all the drudgery of a Wednesday, and Thursdays are practically useless, but it’s still got to be everybody’s most hated all of weekdays. Unless it’s a Bank Holiday, then it rules.
Here are 7 thoughts we all have every Monday.
Is it really Monday already?
Like Christmas, Mondays seem to crop up out of nowhere, although it shouldn’t come as much of a surprise seeing as though there are roughly 52 of them every year. The main shocker being that the weekend is up already – what did you do with it, where did all go?
Just a few more minutes sleep…
Maybe if you close your eyes and snooze for ten more minutes, it will stave the rest of the day off for what will hopefully seem like hours. And it often does, hours of half-conscious, groggy regret.
Why didn’t I go to bed earlier?
Remember when you were little and your parents made you go to bed early on a Sunday? Well, obviously there was a good reason for it.
That YouTube/Netflix binge you had last night, squeezing every last drop out of your weekend, has come with a trade-off. Now you would have given anything for your mum to have marched around at 8pm to shove you off upstairs.
I’d pay anything not to get up
Maybe there’s some sort of option where you don’t turn up for work and they simply subtract it from your pay? Oh yes, there is, and it’s called unemployment.
I’ve never had so much to do as I have right now
Monday always bring with it a whole new list of things that need doing, typically carried over from the previous week. But you just know that today is definitely going to be busiest of all Mondays.
This is going to be a long week
If you live for the weekend then today is definitely not your day, and the rest of the week is only going to drag more and more, like sitting in a traffic jam on the way to Alton Towers.
Tonight, pub
There’s no question about it, as soon as the clock strikes half-past four, you’re out that office and straight dow the pub. After all, you haven’t had chance to unwind with your mates for a whole day.